The Internet Drain Bamaged me!

So, I am assuming everyone uses google these days, but then again, its ok if u r using Yahoo, Ask jeeves, Bing or Alta vista. When i mean its ok, what i mean is, it's ok there is still some retards special people among us. Anyway, if u r using google, have you tried googling yourself? If you have, what did it come up with? Well for me, alot of my infamous videos on youtube came up, my Facebook profile and also the website that I write articles for came up as well. To a certain extent, i felt like, damn i m famous, i am actually bigger than a speck of dust in the world. Then as I got used with my pethatic fame, a new fear rose in me; Oh Fudge, everything about me is just out there? Anybody can see/ read/ laugh at the things about me (I dont think I should be complaining, i have made things worse by starting a Blog, rather rhetorical, innit?)

Labels: confusion, crazy, Facebook, google, search

Back in my undergraduate years (Yes, I am edukated), i saw this door poster that said, "When the whole world is in a mess, I am not gonna care bout my room's mess". The world is in a mess though, WAR, POVERTY, DISCRIMINATION and many many more. Confusion and misunderstandings seems to be the root to many of the worldly issues. Talking bout confusions, i thought I would write Paradoxes. Paradoxes makes me really think out of the box, sometimes even out of the world. Hahaha. There is another reason though, sometimes its absolutely hilarious to see the confused face in people and normally followed by the expression, WHAT THE FISH/FUDGE are talking you about!!! i know i do have a weird sense of humour.

So below are some of the famous paradoxes that I have come across, see if u can crack them.
What is better - eternal bliss or a simple bread?
What is better than eternal bliss? Nothing. But a slice of bread is better than nothing. So a slice of bread is better than eternal bliss.

Is it possible to give what we don't have?
Sophist: "Yes, greedy man gives his cash with sorrow. However, he doesn't have the cash with sorrow, so he gives what he doesn't have."

Shorter and Punchier ones...
Nobody goes to that restaurant; it's too crowded.
Don't go near the water 'til you have learned how to swim.
The man who wrote such a stupid sentence can not write at all.
If you get this message, call me, and if you don't get it, don't call.

So what did u think? I hope I have not mentally retarded anyone? Perhaps I should have wrote a disclaimer at the beginning, naahhh, its too late for that now....

Labels: confusion, crazy, misunderstanding, paradox

Yeah, i have got a BIG TOY...sorry, the pervy cheeky side of me told me to write that. You would have probably heard the line, what is it about; Man and Gadgets? Is that the reason why I wrote about my passion for cars and about cameras? As time pass by and I started looking into me, and I realise it now and I admit it, I am a GADGET FREAK. Too bad there isnt a Gadgetoholic Anonymous that I can attend.
I guess man (including woman) do not actually grow out of the childhood behaviour of always wanting something newer, flashier, bigger, faster, cooler than the thing they already have. Think bout it rite, woman are always wanting nicer dresses and more expansive shoes, man on the other hand, are always wanting bigger n faster cars and hotter galfriends, (hahahah, sorry guys, i let our secret out). Its like satisfaction is merely a temporary thing....rite i don wanna change this entry into a presedential speech about how you should be happy with what u have....also becos i m the last person who would know how to give that speech...hahaha

anyway, before i go on any further i would like to say that I am not showing off here, but merely elaborating my addiction :P

So lets see how many gadgets have I owned/own; cameras, laptops,pc, mobile phones, analog wrist watches, digital wrist watches, mp3 players, projector, plasma TV, HD tv receiver, analog radios, digital radios, surround speakers, microphones, cars, cycles, electric keyboard, walky talkies, bluetooth headsets, voice modulators, noise cancelling headphones, cordless phones, egg timers, electric shaver, electric toothbrush, alarm clocks, binocular blender, powerdrill, screw driver sets, torchlights, laser pointers and the list goes on........

these are just the toys i use at home, i don even want to start of the things i use at work....hahah.. i do admit that i could have led a perfectly normal life without a lot of gadgets stated above, but thats not the point isnt it, the correct economical term for such expenses is doodads. Doodads are the reason and the way we live our daily lives.

jus a thought before i end: DAMN, if i had saved the money from buying those gadgets, i would have a big balance. And with that money i could have bought all the toys i want........wait a minute...toys again???

Labels: gadgets, hobby, toys

From my previous post, you might remember me saying bout a fren who recently started going out with this gal( if u dont, then later go read this link). Anyway, the new love birds are flying high in cloud nine. Jus more than a week, she has declared to her flatmates, that she is trully utterly in luv with my fren, and HIM...hahaha, i came to know he has dedicated a poem to her.....yes a poem..one not written by him but one written by Shakespeare... Ok ok, i don wanna slag them off anymore, on my way back from work one day, it hit me, its not only him, i was in his shoes once too...in fact i went to the extent of writting my own poem (normal people just nick someone else's work)... to think bout it now, what is this??? why is it that when one falls in love, he/she becomes a poet? i guess its just the simple nature of one trying their best to express all the love they have, in all forms and shapes.... ok u may be already wonderin what is it that I wrote.... I have put a lot of thought into this (whether to let the whole world know bout it or not), before I change my mind, I am gonna post it.....

Yes, i wrote this poem and it was bout 7 years ago. But to read it a week ago, i had mixed feelings, for a moment, it blew me away, was I actually such a lover boy once, then i thought, LOL, this is cheesy sh*t, the i thought, was she the one, the one that slipped away. Anyway I don wanna judge the past me, I leave it to you, hahahaha. Oh also, if u look properly, the name of the sweetheart i wrote this for, is there too (seriously, its no rocket science).

Will i ever write another one? Will she (whoever that is) inspire me? Wait, where the heck is she?

Labels: girlfriend, inspire, love, poem, relationship