The Internet Drain Bamaged me!

A wikipedia definition
"A party is a gathering of people who have been invited by a host for the purposes of socializing, conversation, and recreation. A party will typically feature food and beverages, and often music and dancing as well"

If u r still lost, i seriously think u need some help and u r lacking the absolute basic need of every human; NO i m not talking of water, food and shelter, I am talking about what u do with those three; in this case, water can be replaced with alcohol or juice for those light headed that dont drink (SAD PEOPLE)...this will be an entry bout house parties and the hilarities behind them.Now lets see why are house parties fun..

1. There is no cover fee.
2. U know people there (party crashers do not apply here)
3. Less likely u will be thrown out
4. Free food and drinks (esp if u r cheapo, who does not bring anything to the party)
5. Its ok, if u r too drunk n cant go home, u can sleep there, u cant do this in a club.
6. Less filthy toilet, though the cleanliness drops during the course of the nite ; )
7. Get to show the ladies that u have a cool crib n its an awesome place to hang out.
8. You have a control on the music, imagine a sucky club, u might end up listening to the DJs high school mix tapes.
9. Make sure your guest bring something with them, most often u will be left with a lot of booze and snacks, sometimes enough for another party ; )
10. You get invited to more house parties, this is how people thank your hospitality. (WARNING: THIS MIGHT LEAD TO AN INFINITE LOOP OF RECIPROCATING PARTIES)

Now you see why I am always up for house parties...BUT like every great thing, house parties have their down fall too, what i forgot to mention earlier is the amount of work u have to put in when the party is over, put some thought into this as well before u plan a party...yet they r great, so if u r throwing one, get in touch, drop me a line, n let me tell u how to pull it off ; )

p.s if u r still wondering about the title of this post, the answer is Part Ayyy

Labels: alcohol, crazy, drunk, food, house, party